The Flumph for Toon [Flumph Friday February]

Toon is a game I was obsessed with in the mid-90s but couldn’t find anyone who wanted to play it with me. I actually got to play it a couple of times a couple of years ago, and had some fun with it. Even as a relatively lite game, it’s perhaps a tad too numbery for wacky cartoon hi-jinx. Still pretty fun, even is there’s diminishing returns on the supplements.

Anyway, here’s the blog mascot statted out for Toon.

(I am rapidly running out of RPGs for this thing...)

"Hey eveyone, it's me Bernie the Flumph!"

Bernie the Flumph

Description: A rubbery yellow jellyfish-like alien with googly eyes on the ends of long, wibbly stalks. He has a voice like Emo Phillips and carries a multitude of dice, pencils, and other sundries tucked up in his tentacles.

Beliefs & Goals: To make sure everyone’s having a chill time while avoiding anything like actual work.

Hit Points: 9

Muscle: 2

Break Down Door: 2

Climb: 2

Fight: 4

Pick Up Heavy Thing: 2

Throw: 3

Zip: 3

Dodge: 7

Drive Vehicle: 3

Fire Gun: 4

Jump: 6

Ride: 3

Run: 6

Swim: 3

Smarts: 4

Hide/Spot Hidden: 6

Identify Dangerous Thing: 4

Read: 5

Resist Fast-Talk: 6

See/Hear/Smell: 4

Set/Disarm Trap: 6

Track/Cover Track: 4

Chutzpah: 5

Fast-Talk:  8

Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: 8

Sleight of Hand: 5

Sneak: 5

Shticks:

Tentacle mass of many things (5)

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